yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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