Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
