I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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