i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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