What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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