And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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