I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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