Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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