I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is