it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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