You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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