only you would photoshop your dick
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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