Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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