I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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I will be naked everywhere
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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