North Korea, Best Korea!
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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