In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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