Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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