so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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