I just saw a hot homeless man
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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