We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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