Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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