physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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