New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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