I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize