windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
We have started to decorate penises.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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