I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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