I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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