I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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