It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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