So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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