There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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