Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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