all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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