You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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