look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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