So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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