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what?
penguin condom
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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