so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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