You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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