Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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