Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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