If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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