the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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