Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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