Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just gift wrapped bread.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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