My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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