This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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