There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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