he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
