I accidentally had phone sex last night
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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