question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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