Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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