I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I am available for nakedness
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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