I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
My dick has a subreddit
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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