you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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