I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My cat gives me a boner
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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