i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just invented taco cereal.
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation