We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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