i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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