I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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