Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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