ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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