yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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