so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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